Doom Prediction Generator

You know next year is going to be nasty, but you’re not sure how to call it. Let the 2009 Doom Prediction Generator do the work for you. Simply fill out the form below and hit ‘GENERATE MY PREDICTION’ and you’ll be ready to tell the world what next year is going to look like.

How bad will things be next year? (adjective)
In general, I view the glass is:
A traditional market (banking, retail, media, IT, etc.):
Your favorite newspaper:
Number less than 100:
Another number, any number:
A big public Internet company:
Another number less than 100:
A scary global trend:
An even scarier global trend:
Issue politicians like to debate:
Typical target demographic in the media:
Famous person:
Plural noun:
Verb: